Arrrg raaaar raaargh
This is the Teeth Monster, another creation that got sent to live at the Monkey House with Gigantor and the Vampire Cake Baker.
The inspiration for the Teeth Monster struck me late one dark and foggy night, when the moon was full and the shadows were long. The drive to create flowed through my cold veins and I knew then that another hideous monster must be born… (I do get carried away with this whole goth thing sometimes)
Teeth Monster Tail
He is made from some Cute and Evil offcuts, a couple of gloves, a sock, some buttons, felt, a small pony, lollipops, bubblegum, and some goblin magic. *
He is largely inspired by my love of piranhas.
I hope you love him as I do, as he is terribly misunderstood. I am told that he is very well cared for at the Monkey House and has made many friends (even if he does have a habit of chewing on them sometimes).
Must dash, the goblins have thrown yarn all over my bedroom again.
*Some of this is LIES!
Ooooh oooh oooh AAA AAA AAA!
FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! *cue evil cackling*
I unleashed these hideous creatures a few weeks ago, with instructions to fly to the Vampire Cake Baker in London to carry out her evil bidding.
Little did I know, that there would be a winged monkey victim much sooner than expected…
The headlines read ‘SHOCK – ENORMOUS MAN TAKEN DOWN IN WINGED MONKEY ATTACK!’ and shocked we were. The victim is said to be undergoing treatment for mild shock and scratch wounds to the face.
They say at night he can still hear the shrieking…
Jimmy Wants Muffins
This is Jimmy.
He sprang out of my head one rainy day, and demanded that I create him.
Jimmy is a very simple Sock Monster, made of one stripey sock, two buttons and a whole load of mischief. He likes eating sweets and watching the telly. Jimmy’s favourite thing in the world world is muffins.
I sent him to live with some friends of mine at the Monkey House in Camden Town and I am told that he is very happy living amongst their other creatures.
Jimmy was constructed by splitting the top of one sock, stuffing and sewing them together (in the shape of bunny ears), sewing along the heel to make a mouth and then making a smaller split at the bottom, and stuffing it to make tiny stubby legs.
He is mostly flat and has one eye bigger than the other because that makes him awesome.
Credit goes to Loocy Goose for the pattern.
Welcome, do come in. You will, I trust, excuse me that I do not join you but I have dined already…
This is my tiny corner of the web where I shall display my creations to amuse, inspire and horrify you. Amongst other things you will find baking, knitting, sewing, painting, crochet, recipes, sock monsters and whatever else the goblins tell me to do.
The Holy Handcrafter
I hope you like what you see.