Winged Monkeys…

Ooooh oooh oooh AAA AAA AAA!

Ooooh oooh oooh AAA AAA AAA!

FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! *cue evil cackling*

I unleashed these hideous creatures a few weeks ago, with instructions to fly to the Vampire Cake Baker in London to carry out her evil bidding.

Little did I know, that there would be a winged monkey victim much sooner than expected…

SHOCK!

SHOCK!

The headlines read ‘SHOCK – ENORMOUS MAN TAKEN DOWN IN WINGED MONKEY ATTACK!’ and shocked we were. The victim is said to be undergoing treatment for mild shock and scratch wounds to the face.

They say at night he can still hear the shrieking…

HH x

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2 Comments

Filed under Creatures, Stitching and Bitching, The Goblins Made Me Do It

2 responses to “Winged Monkeys…

  1. Oooo oooo ooo AAAAAHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    *picks fleas from fellow and eats*

  2. holyhandcrafter

    WOOO OOOH AAAAAA AAA AAAH!

    *jumps up and down*

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